I am back in the dating scene.
Trying to write the perfect portrait of myself that represents the Elastigirl in me. Looking through the online resumes of men who still take pictures in bathroom mirrors, shirtless, with their car, or of the last three fish they caught. Reading yet another profile about how they are looking for a woman who is just as comfortable in a cocktail dress as she is in jeans and a t-shirt. Oy! It seems they are all laid back, amazing at communication, want to open the door for me, surprise me with flowers, take me away for a spontaneous weekend trip, like to go out dancing or are just as happy to spend the night at home with little ol' me. The sugar is so thick my teeth ache.
Then I have to go through the replies asking for my personal email right away. Even better the replies from Beijing asking for my credit card number. So flattering. Would be more flattering if I had a credit card.
Basically teeny tiny needle...Ginormous haystack.
I am looking for my Bob Parr (A.K.A. Mr. Incredible).
I have decided that you, my friends, will be my best chance at finding Bob. You may already know Bob. You just needed me to let you know I'm looking. You know me. You know what what I have gone through over the past four years, how I came through it, what I value, what I am looking for, what I need, and what I can give to a relationship. You know my likes and dislikes. Like=ice cream. Dislike=dishonesty. Like=family and itty bitty babies. Dislike=addictions. More than anything many of you know what I deserve in a relationship. I'll borrow a few words from a Gooseberry regarding my next relationship... Your next relationship will build off of your experience with Wicked of being trustworthy and gentle and clear. AND I predict it will have more urgency and breathlessness.
That being said, the application process is open. All interested Bob Parr wannabe's may apply. Only serious inquiries will be considered. If you have any questions about the application process you know how to get a hold of me.
I figure the more eyes I have in the search for Bob Parr the better my chances that someone might catch a glimpse of red spandex under his suit, jeans, lab coat, or uniform...I've always had a weak spot for firefighters.

